A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.