Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.