A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.