There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.