A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.