A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.