If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.