Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.