It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.