I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.