I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?