There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.