The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.