I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.

The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.