I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.