Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
Dennis MillerAfter 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
Dennis MillerSo who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
Dennis MillerHow do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
Dennis Miller