Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.

In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.