I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.