Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.