It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?