The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.