Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that's when I'm right.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.