Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.