Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.