The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.