Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.