Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.