If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
Dennis MillerA developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
Dennis MillerTheir offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks.
Dennis MillerAmericans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.
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