There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.