A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.