Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
Dennis MillerParenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis MillerThe good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a bad guy... When I'm in Los Angeles having these incredibly surreal moments where nobody's saying anything and everybody's talking incessantly, I always have that Pittsburgh voice in my head - shut up, smile, get the job, move on.
Dennis Miller