Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.

I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.