Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.

The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.