I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.