Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.

I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.