Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
Dennis MillerWhy is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
Dennis MillerMichael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
Dennis MillerThe government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.
Dennis Miller