Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.

Now let me get this straight. Bush is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.