But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.