But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.