But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.