The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?