The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.

Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.