The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

I've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.