We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis MillerWith Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
Dennis MillerNowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.
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