A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.

I find it shocking that anybody can be brought down in D.C. for gossip, ostensibly. I thought that was the coin of the realm there. That's like getting hit with lightning on a cloudless day.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.