Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.