Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.

I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.