If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?