Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.

Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.