Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
Dennis MillerNever ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Dennis MillerListen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?
Dennis Miller