Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.

Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.