I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion

The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.