I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Now, personally, I am baffled by the concept of racial prejudice. Why hate someone based on the color of their skin when, if you take the time to get to know them as a human being, you can find so many other things to hate them for?

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.