I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.