I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.