A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the killers of her husband and stepson, she didn't actually pull the trigger herself. You know, she has a point. I think we should let her be able to hire the person who executes her, and not do yourself in! How's that, doll? Yeah! Get it over with quick, maybe Charlize Theron will sign up to play you.

A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.