A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.