A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women just want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.