Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.
Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.