It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.

That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.

Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.