The Bulls talked to just about every person who ever met me.
It's all about what they can get out of me.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.
People are threatened by me. Rich white, rich blacks, it doesn't matter.