Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet.

I don't know if I have some kind of defiance disorder or something, but if I'm hired to write something by "The Man," or by a studio, for whatever reason, it's really hard for me to finish. I inevitably wind up using that time to write something else.

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet.

The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.

I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.