Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?

Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.