Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.

If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone. I think I'll go talk to them.' I'll also riot.

Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.

The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad's life.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.

Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.