Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.

Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?

If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.