I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'