I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.

I have a long list of things that make me mad.

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.