Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.