There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.

A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.

If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.