You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad's life.

Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it's truly different.

It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.

The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much.