You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.

I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?

Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?