Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.

You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

Great humorists are great insulters.

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

Chris Matthews can't start any sentence without 'Let me ask you this... ' And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who's stopping you? Just say it!

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?