It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.