Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.

It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.