I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.

It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.