Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.

It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.