I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.

It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.