I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it's truly different.

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."