Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.

The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories.

Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.